This is the Killa-EF introduction post. Its basically a random selection of mook shit. I can’t stress it enough, the Mook definition under the search navigator on the right of the page must be acknowledged and understood by all the readers. If you visit Mook-Life every day, you gotta do the knowledge and fully understand the strength of our realm. This is Big Killa-EF over here and I will be blessing yall with many mooked out posts in the future so get ready! This next post is just an entrance before i serve yall with the full course meals. I would like to take this opportunity to recap and revise the meaning of a Mook. This post explores various pictures of everyday examples whom all relate to the Mook definition written by our boy Hard-To-Offend. Let’s check this out.
Introducing Fone HSP, a real Mook, Peep his Lakers jersey matching with his purple piece, steady pimpin. Plus homie did his piece in roller-blades the whole day.
Now this is the type of Street-Art that I’m into, Broken Bus Shelters! You’re looking at a masterpiece done by a talented anonymous artist. When you find pleasure and joy in breaking bus shelter windows, you’re a certified Mook.
Painting freights: going all out with strawberries and stuffed olives on a hot sunny day, it don’t get better than this.
LSD is one helleva drug!
Sip Sippin’ on some sizurp
Fire Extinguishers are the shit! All the Mooks know.
Renz’s boombox is super old and is still in mint condition. It weights a ton and this mook manages to carry it from Metro Henri-Bourassa till Pont Papineau by foot, that’s some real dedication.
In jams packed with security, sometimes, you gotta take the right precautions in order to benefit and enjoy the art of daytime public drinking.
Pissing from balconies… Feel me on this one. The picture sucks but you get the point. This is some real Mook shit. I get enormous amounts of pleasure from pissing out of balconies, especially if its above a parking lot. Last time I was in a hotel party, i was taking a leak from the balcony and next thing I know, someone is screaming: “AYE!! C’est mon char!“
Riding in car trunks is something I still do at my age. When 6 mooks absolutely need to get from place A to place B, sacrificing a trunk ride is never a problem, not to mention how fun it is.
Introducing Mooksly the cat.
OK, This is amazing… Street Jacuzzi! It don’t get liver than this. Beers on the side, water guns, concrete maintenance, this is 100% Mook-Life approved. Thank you Emily!
This picture does not need an explanation. Welcome to Montreal!
Introducing Bootleg stamps: Going to Foufs is never more than 5 Dollars, but when you live the Mook Life, being creative will get you very far. That’s why I always carry a sharpie marker on me, so I can bootleg the stamps and get myself and all my homies inn for free. I remember back in 2005 there was a Planet Asia, Afu-Ra and Inspectah Deck show, I think I got over 20 people in for free that night.
For some kids, the Mook syndrome may appear at a very young age.
House parties everyday!
This is how I roll. Instead of ordering 5 beers and tip each time a Dollar, I order 5 drinks at the same time. I basically save 4 Dollars and 4 awful line ups, plus I get to chug some extra beer, free my hands and even give out a beer or 2 to my thirsty mooks out there. What’s really good?
Baaaahahahahaha I Love Montreal!!
Concert Life
Rest in Peace to my boy JAYS!!! You’ll be loved and missed forever my dude!
Pre-Cut limes in a Ziploc: This is evidence of some accurate and professional intentions of chilling right here. It’s possible that you’ve already caught me sipping some corona’s with my pre-cut limes in the streets of Montreal. On a summer day, I always keep my Ziploc filled in my pockets, i never leave home without it as if it was my house keys. Some people tell me that I’m an alcoholic, I’m like: nah yall are fucked up, not me. Its so convenient to have your limes cut in advance, especially at 5 in the morning while chilling on top of the Mount-Royal on some Montreal shit.
December 8th, 2010 at 8:15 am
Nice Mook post.
Idea for a next post : It’d be nice if you can post more stuff bout Sizurp… I don’t know shit bout that except the name ! But don’t know what it is all about … thanks !
December 8th, 2010 at 10:11 am
^^ Then you’re not a mook!
December 8th, 2010 at 1:02 pm
lol, EF still going hard with “the entrance” instead of appetizer. A true Mook down to the core about to get new slang jumpin off.
December 8th, 2010 at 1:22 pm
THIS so acuratly describes the mook lifestyle, i think a PHD should be issued. Evrery pic is jam packed with superior mook knowledge. These degrees are invincible, you got it all, from poon to pre-cut limes. From paint to parties. From piss to pieces.
PS: good lookin out on my famous subway cup technique! hahaha!
December 8th, 2010 at 1:40 pm
fils, ton blunt est du mauvais cote…
December 8th, 2010 at 4:10 pm
madd love fam! hold it down!
December 8th, 2010 at 4:27 pm
That good shit right there!
December 8th, 2010 at 5:41 pm
ahah love the sizurp picture! dope post
December 8th, 2010 at 7:19 pm
SIPPIN SURP ERRYDAY BANGIN GRAY DJ SCREW TAPES
December 8th, 2010 at 8:01 pm
full time mook,schooling shitbags on mookismz……..keep it hood ef!
December 8th, 2010 at 9:35 pm
i miss this city
December 9th, 2010 at 12:09 am
Big Ef! Que du stock lourd !!!! sic pics
December 9th, 2010 at 12:57 am
lol homecoming
December 9th, 2010 at 3:52 am
For Sewk : just tryin’ to be a better mook
December 9th, 2010 at 8:21 am
No question, we gon consider your request and ima get wit my uptown peeps to get our sizurp on, eventually get a sizurp post done.
December 10th, 2010 at 1:56 pm
Call that last dude, he knows it all about sizzurpin’ in tha city
big up nice post
December 10th, 2010 at 3:42 pm
Dope post homie!
This makes me miss Mtl big time…
Peace
December 11th, 2010 at 1:43 am
lovin’ it. much love from Chicago!!!
December 11th, 2010 at 7:52 pm
Hey about that house party shoot…. isn’t that in Lennoxville near Bishop’s by any chance?
Think I was there, or it’s fuckin similar.
December 11th, 2010 at 8:53 pm
@Peko: The House Party picture is indeed in Lennoxville near Bishop’s. Shits crazy there, some of the most mooked out frat parties i’ve seen in my life.
December 11th, 2010 at 10:44 pm
laughing is dope
December 12th, 2010 at 3:26 am
ef, those aren’t frat parties. that kegger was pretty tame too. theres one frat in lennoxville and its for people who need to pay to have friends
December 12th, 2010 at 11:52 pm
syzurp:
sirop à la codéine
sprite
jolly rancher juste pour le pimp factor
December 14th, 2010 at 2:15 am
We finna get on that codeine lean whoaday catch me at the Bun B show with a 6 in m’y cup
December 17th, 2010 at 2:20 am
@ed
Didn’t know it was a frat party, I was just cruising by with some buddies looking for some tail and we heard ruckus going on at that house about 3 blocks away. Creeped like champions.
January 24th, 2011 at 12:23 am
Yo Killa EF how did you get in the stompdownkillaz you got dope style i dig it Keep up the good work Big ups!