This is the way I see it. Since I takes my Fish Talk game very seriously, and, I mean, I really ain’ts playing when it comes down to this. Basically, nothing can stop me from applying seafood pimpology in my daily operations. Not only is the Octopus my favourite animal, but it’s also my favourite dish. I’m about to go all out on this matter, so get ready. On the strength, this is seafood madness in full effect and I’m about to make mad jaws drop some hits right now. My mind goes deeper than the ocean floor, and that’s where I’ma take y’all.

As the shopping mall music blasts X-Mas classics on loop and slowly brainwash the consumer to spend his paycheck, Mook-Life has decided to bring you our own flavor to this holiday season. Once again we’ve assembled our favorite mook producers to cook up their own personal recipe for the seasonal vibe. For this special Christmas edition of the Rice Report, we hit you with some holiday themed bangers that will even make your grandma get out of the dining room chair and Harlem Shake the night away.

Nothing excites me more than watching people puke. On the strength, I can watch people puke for hours. I often find myself on youtube watching puking footage over and over, I keep that shit on repeat. Some people tell me that I’m sick in the head, I tell em that I’m a motherfucking Boss. Now, we about to hit you up with some jewels that no blog out there as ever hit you before. Ladies and gentlemen, this is my gift to you, given from the bottom of my heart. Happy Holidays!

Philadelphia, Norf Filty what’s really hood? Word up, Shouts to Philly and all of PA, I see yall! No question, we out here, once again stomping new grounds, yall can’t fuck with the approach. Instead of visiting trendy areas of Manhattan and Brooklyn like most of you filthy tourists do, Javier and I are drinking fortees in the streets of North Philly. Word life, the potential streets of Philly should never be under estimated. In a city about the same size of Montreal, you can already imagine how mooked out these holly soils can be.

What’s hood Montreal? Winter is finally over but the streets are still cold. True indeed, we manage stunts like crazy. The type of stunts that will make your wifey scream like a angry caveman. Our consumption manners are never conducted with moderation. We’re smoked out like everyday was 420. The cops are still chasing. Bums are being bombed. We eating good. Our chilling game is professional, abusive and totally mooked out. We give birth to massive and efficient entertainment within the most boring and lousy of atmospheres wherever we go.

Introducing Fish Talk; The realm of fish knowledge and passion. Never underestimate my knowledge, ability and involvement in the fish game. Yea I said it, from good old Tilapia to marinated Swordfish, we eat it all. We do not discriminate caviar, calamaris, whelks or oysters. That being said, anything coming out of the water is subject to fine cuisine. Fish on my plate! This next post is dedicated to the world of fish and fine sea food consumption. Live like a champ and Eat like a Champ!

Us Montrealers probably aren’t credited for inventing the sport of bum tagging, but I can tell you that we’re taking it to another level. After all, we’re probably the epicenter of mookness in North America and what better way to flex this character trait than through this. Without any further ado, Mook-Life presents to you our dedication to the art of Bum Bombing straight from the streets of Montreal City.

Venezuela is the second most important exporter of Cocaine in the world after Colombia. Its home to some of the most spectacular landscapes on earth. The outstanding number of MILFS roaming the streets is completely breathtaking. Just in Caracas you can find some of the dopest graffiti in all of Latin America. The unsafe streets keeps the tourists away, making this country one the most top notch destinations on Earth! I dealt with 4 weeks of massive hard body chilling, constantly generating powerful stunts, applying efficient mook manners and non-stop drinking sessions from morning till night, all day eerrrrrrday!

I’m never really impressed when I’m checking out your facebook pics of your recent trips to Cuba. You god damn tourists don’t know shit about traveling. Drinkin’ in broad daylight always been my thing and I do it in the local streets with the loco peeps, ayo check it, this next post is dedicated to all the mooks out there getting their travel on, constantly pushing the limits with their mookish ways and dirty habits from back home. This is how i did it in Costa Rica.

Introducing Hartford Connecticut. Population: 124,512 with a metropolitan population of 1,188,841. Hartford is probably the most mooked out small town that I’ve been in my whole life. The ratio of mooks per regular human being is extremely high. I did the math, the density of mooks by square mile is 7,025.5/sq mi (2,77/km2) which is …Read More

This is the Killa-EF introduction post. Its basically a random selection of mook shit. I can’t stress it enough, the Mook definition under the search navigator on the right of the page must be acknowledged and understood by all the readers. If you visit Mook-Life every day, you gotta do the knowledge and fully understand the strength of our realm…

The smell of rawness weighing down on you in the Bronx tunnels. The whistle of a rusto fat cap in the midst of a silent Montreal night. The heat of a scorching sun crisping your neck while walking the train tracks. All these feelings make our blood boil and bring warmth to a writer’s heart. …Read More

Mook-Life connected with Killa EF today so that he could comment his collection, showing you his exclusive collectibles, accessories and clothing. Killa EF is not a number one fan nor a groupie, he’s the newest member of the Wu Tang Clan… they just don’t know it yet.

Mega All City Chilleurs edition with flicks from three different mook perspectives all taken the same day on our last trip to NYC.

In a vibrant and outgoing city like Montreal, the riot has become a national past time, where burning cop cars and looting Footlockers is a distinguished art. Most countries use this means of civil disorder for political or social reasons, but out here in the 514 we’ll find any reason to riot cause we simply just love breaking shit.