Introducing Hartford Connecticut. Population: 124,512 with a metropolitan population of 1,188,841. Hartford is probably the most mooked out small town that I’ve been in my whole life. The ratio of mooks per regular human being is extremely high. I did the math, the density of mooks by square mile is 7,025.5/sq mi (2,77/km²) which is enormous. Everyone in this city was living the mook life: food stamps, bodega stick ups, park chillings, public drinkin’, verse spittin’ on street corner were all normal activities that occur regularly in Hartford.

Hartford has no tourist attractions, there is no reason for anyone to go there. Only grimey motherfuckers such as myself and Javier can feel the warmth and beauty in this fabulous city.

We drove by this intersection at least 4 times that day. This grandfather spent the whole day chilling on the same street corner generating real talk with his cane and fitted hat. He did not move an inch the whole day. Look at his eyes, do you see that pride? This is the result of spending a lifetime performing some street corner chilling.

Javier and I were completely stoked when we got here, the outstanding number of mooks was much stronger than our expectations. Our hearts were filled with pride.

They say that Belize and Guatemala are a bird watcher’s paradise, well Hartford is definitely a people watching paradise. Look at those beautiful faces.

Fuck me! St-Ides is only 2.29!

Yunnnng Tunnnng

Yea Yeah, you know, Big Killa-Ef, that’s how we do! You know I gotta rep everywhere I stomp grounds.

Stick Ups occur so frequently in Hartford that the corner stores need to put no mask signs at the door. Now that’s some real hood shit.

Cooler than Colt45 drunk by Billy. I was really hoping to win that trip to meet the OG Colt45 God Father Billy Dee in Los Angeles, one of my all times idols and mentors next to Thirstin Howl the Third and Shallah Raekwon. This a special edition Colt45 bottle, we don’t have these in Canada. I drank this forty of horse piss within minutes and loved it. Yerrppppppp.

Hartford’s population is dominated by Afro-Americans, Puerto Ricans and Colombians. Pissed drunk, laid back, we had the pleasure to hit this top notch Colombian spot. I tried the most mooked out plate on the menu, a cow’s tongue. Hummm Yesss Papa!

Bahahahahahahaha

Let em’ have it L

Tech N9ne comming straight from tha Mid-West. We just missed E-40 by a few minutes, but what do you know, real mooks never arrive on time!

Ok…Peep Krizz Kaliko’s face, his freakin eyes are about to pop out of his skull.

Its one thing to find a body passed out on the ground, but it’s another thing when a passed-out body got his head stuck right in the middle of a bush surrounded with stems and branches. Whaddap Woooodey!!!!

You know you’re a mook when you go to bed with your shoes on, especially if you already took off your pants.

No wonder that the Hartford Whalers never made it in the league. In a city where the whole population is mooked out, it’s a bunch of lazy motherfuckers on welfare that dominate the streets. Hartford Connecticut is probably one of the most slept-on cities in New England that’s why Mook-Life came through to let y’all know what time it is. Mooks recognize Mooks, it’s about time that Hartford gets some shine, we show love where love is due. Shout outs to all my Connecticut peoples!