COTTM: Darts & Farts

This is a game we like to call Dart & Farts. To play it, you’ll need the following: weed and/or hash, papers, lighter, darts, a bit of money, access to car and/or public transportation and the map of your city. The concept is simple as fuck, so any mook can participate. Basically, every mook gets three darts …Read More

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COTTM: My Seven Day Diet

I know. I have a problem. We live in a part of the world where the food is extremely diverse and the weed is insanely cheap, considering the fact that you are smoking top-of-the-line Cannabis Cup winners all year round. Yes, I know that we are very spoiled but what can I say? My parents went through a lot of shit, immigrating from two fucked up countries so I can drop out of high school, do graffiti, smoke weed and enjoy the free world. I understand how lucky I am and I take full advantage of it.

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COTTM: That Was Then, This Is Now

As I sit and enjoy this delicious Chocolope while listening to the Bud Powell Trio ripping “Round Midnight”, some funny observations cross my mind when I think of how shit was back in the day and how shit is in the current moment. For the most part, the majority of things I dearly enjoyed as …Read More

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COTTM: Mr. Trichome (Part 2)

After talking general Knowl with Mr. Trichome on the last article, we wanted to show you the science behind the man. From the chillings and spliffs burned with this guy, there’s one thing in particular that I noticed about his approach to the wonderful plant that is Marijuana: the duality. On the one hand he’s …Read More

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COTTM: Mr. Trichome

Now, I know you ignant motherfuckers are thinking “Yo duuude, what the fuck is a tri-cone?” Well, you better sit the fuck down, light that anorexic-toothpick-wrapper looking ass spliff of yours, and prepare to absorb some of these potent knowledge darts, cause we sat down with one of Montreal’s finest botanists, and he REALLY gives …Read More

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Chronicles Of The Toots Man: My Case, My Baby

As a professional chilleur, it’s very important to be organised while getting high. Word Life, my case been holding me down for years and Ima let be known in this special edition of the Chronicles Of The Toots Man. I mean, I’m really attached to my case and that’s for real. I feel that the accurate use of the case is often slept on by many of us weed heads so today Mook-Life came through with the knowledge to enlighten the importance of the case in our everyday lives.

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Chronicles Of The Toots Man: Four Twenty

This next post is dedicated to all my die hard fellow pot smokers with rituals. To all the motherfuckers who still get exited when they spark a spliff right on 4:20. To all you tokers out there who are convinced that food tastes better when you’re high. To all the mooks that blaze daily and will go across town just to fulfill their munchie fantasies. Weather you rock a bong with the Skittles and BBQ chips combo or you go all out with 30$ salad blunts and hit up Au Pied De Cochon, this one is for you. Happy 4:20.

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COTTM x Grub Life: Smoke Weed And Smoked Meat

In this special edition Chronicles Of The Toots Man x Grub Life Mooksy Collins and I plunge in to the core of the matter. We reviewed two Sativa strains and two spots for classic smoked meat. Being professionals with many years of experience, the data gathered is cunningly precise and is charted as official science. We hypothesized, experimented and analyzed- what follows is the breakdown of a mooked out scientific method.

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Chronicles Of The Toots Man: 21 Simple Guidelines

On this edition of Chronicles Of The Toots Man I break down 21 simple guidelines any true modern pothead should know. Starting with the basics, let me take you on a step by step journey that explains some of the science behind high end strains and Montreal exo culture. Because some of you mooks are still smoking M39 in 2011 and that shit hurts my soul.

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Chronicles Of The Toots Man: Rolling Deep

In this Chronicles Of The Toots Man we explore the art of rolling. We documented five different styles from some of the cities biggest potheads. Rolling spliffs is a big part of Montreal street culture. Lets explore some of the signature and more unusual staples found on the streets today.

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Chronicles Of The Toots Man: Foggy Afternoon

I woke up on this foggy fall afternoon thinking of my green eyed love. I had just gotten a few nugs of this Power Plant and was eager to try it. I love Sativas. My boy hollered at me to come over. He had one last nugget of that Purp Kush he wanted me to …Read More

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Chronicles Of The Toots Man: Mook Bongs And Beyond

So, just a few hours ago I was sitting on the couch enjoying my high. Some unsettling thoughts were going though my head as I was stressing over a post I had to do tonight; a new Chronicles Of The Toots Man episode I shot two weeks ago. I mentioned to Mooksy Collins that I …Read More

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Chronicles Of The Toots Man: Ski Mask Boris

This is your boy Hard To Offend and what you are about to witness is some real Mook-Life documentation from our West Coast correspondent Boris The Butcher. Straight from the bowels of Oakland, in this episode of “Chronicles Of The Toots Man” Boris breaks down some of the wisdom behind this blunt smoking. All the photography and commentary in the following post is provided by The Butcher himself. Sit back, relax, spark up that blunt and soak in some of this mookness.

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That Sexy Toots

Man, I love toots! The infinite parallels between women and marijuana have been often mentioned in songs and movies by fellow pot smokers in the past. There is no denying, Emjay has got mooks hooked from Cali to Melbourne. The classic comparisons  are obvious, and to some extent have become cliché when used in rap …Read More

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Chronicles Of The Toots Man

I was hanging out with some beach bums behind a Wal-Mart in South West California when I met Vaughn Greenwood. One day, after a few blunts at the park, he invited me over to show me his latest project. Vaughn is a highly secretive person with a very mysterious lifestyle but for some reason he trusted me enough to document his operation so I can share it with the rest of the world.

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