HTO: Whether it’s sketches, money, photos, documents, random souvenirs or drug paraphernalia, many mooks can relate to the sacred shoe box, stashed somewhere in a dark corner of their closet. I know I have a few. Most people who were writing before the digital era probably have a couple as well. My dude Ski Mask Boris came through to drop some vintage jewels that’ll bless your retinas and warm up your soul. This mook doesn’t even write. Why do you have a shoe box full of flicks, homie?

I have no fuckin’ idea, but nonetheless they’re good pictures of stuff by an Oakland legend: KING DREAM, R.I.P.

HTO: Boris, I have no idea what you do. You don’t write, you don’t work, you don’t go to school. What the fuck do you do with your life?

Bitches & blunts; that’s what life’s all about. Throw some Luther Vandross in the mix and guaranteed, before that blunt is done, you’ll have said bitch ready for RapeFest 2012. Back to the picture, though. the broken pallet really makes this picture stand out.

HTO: This King piece is on fire. Can you tell us more about this flick?

Yeah. My nigga lookin’ at that cigarette the same way Somalians look at a bowl of rice, and he’s rockin’ what looks to be a pair of Air Penny IIs.

HTO: Word. That’s a really dope set of flicks, Boris. Thank you for sharing and giving us all this insightful information behind the photos. Anything else you would like to say?

I was gonna include more captions, but I didn’t wanna over-saturate the post with unrelated shit about fuckin’ your sister behind Taco Bell. So with that said and done, a big shout-out to all the mooks & mookettes all across the Bay Area. Ski Mask Boris cares, if don’t nobody else care.

All the niggas in Canada: I see y’all, this Mook Life movement is takin’ over. Much respect. And another thing, I’ll be back for another smoked-the-fuck-out post. Also, fuck Tumblr rebloggers. Fuck all you undercover homos that post half-naked niggas on Tumblr. Fuck ALL that new rinky-dink rap that got these clowns out here rockin’ spandex with extra-smedium t-shirts.

Follow me on Twitter too, niggas: @SkiMaskBoris, and if you don’t wanna do all that, at least tell your girl or your sister to follow me.

Basically.